Top 100 Funny Quotes
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
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Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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