Top 100 Funny Quotes
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. Anonymous
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there. Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. Anonymous
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