Top 100 Funny Quotes
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Anonymous
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Anonymous
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
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