Top 100 Funny Quotes
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
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I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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