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I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
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Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
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In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
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Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
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