Top 100 Funny Quotes
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.Anonymous
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.Anonymous
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?Anonymous
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.Anonymous
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.Charles M. Schulz
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