Top 100 Funny Quotes
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
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