Top 100 Funny Quotes
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them? Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. Anonymous
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! Anonymous
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? Anonymous
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