Top 100 Funny Quotes
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
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A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
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I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.
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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
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I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
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It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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