Top 100 Funny Quotes
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act. Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. Anonymous
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Anonymous
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them? Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. Anonymous
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. Anonymous
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