Top 100 Funny Quotes
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
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