Top 100 Funny Quotes
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
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