Top 100 Funny Quotes
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Anonymous
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho Marx
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Anonymous
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Anonymous
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