Top 100 Funny Quotes
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
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