I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
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