I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.Anonymous
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.Anonymous
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'Anonymous
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles M. Schulz
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!Anonymous