Anonymous Quote

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!

I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.