Top 100 Funny Quotes
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
Anonymous
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.
Anonymous
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Anonymous
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
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