Top 100 Funny Quotes
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.
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All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
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I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
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