Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
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