I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. Anonymous