Anonymous Quote

If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.

You're never too old to do goofy stuff.

We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.