I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Age only matters if you are a cheese.
I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
You're never too old to do goofy stuff.
I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
