Top 100 Funny Quotes
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Anonymous
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
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