The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.Anonymous
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.Anonymous