I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous
"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous