I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
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