Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous