Anonymous Quote

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.