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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Anonymous

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Tom Goins

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Anonymous

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Anonymous

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

Simpsons

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Dave Barry

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Alexander Wright

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

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In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous