Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do. Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. CoolFunnyQuotes.com