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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.

I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.