You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
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The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
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A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
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