Top 100 Funny Quotes
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
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I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
Anonymous
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
Anonymous
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
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