Top 100 Funny Quotes
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
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I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
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When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
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