Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
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