Dave Barry Quote
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein