I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
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I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I noticed you are not noticing me.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
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