I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous