I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
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I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
A joke is a very serious thing.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
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