My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman