Top 100 Funny Quotes
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. Anonymous
My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after. Anonymous
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
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