Top 100 Funny Quotes
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
Anonymous
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Anonymous
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