I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
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