I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. Anonymous
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. Anonymous
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills. Anonymous
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin