Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
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Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
He who laughs last didn't get it.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
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