Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous