Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
More Quotes by Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
You're like a sharpie - super fine.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2016