Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
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Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
He who laughs.....lasts.
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