Anonymous Quote

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Anonymous

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Anonymous

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Dave Barry

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

John Peer

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

Jacques Deval

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees

David Letterman

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Steven Alexander Wright

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

Anonymous

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

Anonymous

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

Anonymous

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

Anonymous

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Clinton Thomas

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Anonymous

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Anonymous

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Anonymous

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

Anonymous

The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.

Anonymous

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Anonymous