Anonymous Quote

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.

I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."