Top 100 Funny Quotes
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there. Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. Anonymous
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor." Anonymous
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