Top 100 Funny Quotes
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Anonymous
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Anonymous
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