Top 100 Funny Quotes
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
Anonymous
My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.
Anonymous
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
Anonymous
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