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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this." - Anonymous
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this." Anonymous
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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Anonymous
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous
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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. Anonymous
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Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side. - Anonymous
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side. Anonymous
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. - Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous
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I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

Savannah Highnote

The best revenge is massive success.
The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra

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I wish my wallet came with free refills. - Anonymous
I wish my wallet came with free refills. Anonymous
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My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty. - Anonymous
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty. Anonymous
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Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. - Anonymous
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. Anonymous
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I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. - Anonymous
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous
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