Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
More Quotes by Albert King
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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