Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second!
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
