Albert King Quote

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?