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Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.