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I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

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Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

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