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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.