Anonymous Quote

I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.