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I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. - Anonymous

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

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