As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
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Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
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