I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"Anonymous
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.Anonymous