Anonymous Quote

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein

A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys.

Anonymous

Smile while you still have teeth.

Anonymous

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

Anonymous

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Anonymous

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Anonymous

If only common sense were more common.

Anonymous

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

Anonymous

I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

Anonymous

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.

Anonymous

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Anonymous

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

Anonymous

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

Anonymous

Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.

Anonymous

When nothing is going right, go left.

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Never ask a starfish for directions.

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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I noticed you are not noticing me.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

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Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

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