Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
If only common sense were more common.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
I noticed you are not noticing me.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
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