Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in America it caught 100, in France 1000, and in Romania, somebody stole the robot.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
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