Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! Anonymous
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."