Albert Einstein Quote
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman