Stupid Funny Quotes
A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing. Even the most naive person can say something really funny.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. Anonymous
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
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