Groucho Marx Funny Quotes
Groucho was one of the most entertaining comedians of his time. He is well known for his rapid-fire delivery of witty comedy.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx