Groucho was one of the most entertaining comedians of his time. He is well known for his rapid-fire delivery of witty comedy.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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