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Groucho was one of the most entertaining comedians of his time. He is well known for his rapid-fire delivery of witty comedy.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx

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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself. Groucho Marx

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