I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework. Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous