Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
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I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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