Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous