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What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?