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Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness.

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Benjamin Franklin

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I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

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Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

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It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.

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In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

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Actual meanings of various terms.

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
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IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.

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I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty.

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They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it.

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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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