A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
More Quotes by Emo Philips
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
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