Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running. Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright