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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

He who laughs.....lasts.

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.

Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.