When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
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Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
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