When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.Anonymous
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?Anonymous
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.Anonymous
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.Anonymous