When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could! Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? Anonymous
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around. Anonymous
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you. Anonymous
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous