Ronnie Shakes Quote
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. Anonymous
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous