If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
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Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.Anonymous
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.Lily Tomlin
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.Anonymous
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.Anonymous
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!Anonymous