A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.Anonymous
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.Winston Churchill
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.Anonymous