Work Quotes

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

I told my boss three companies were looking after me and I needed a raise. He asked who they were, so told him the gas, electric and cable company.

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration.

When I get to work, I always hide first... because a good worker is always hard to find.