Funny quotes about work, your boss, colleagues. Funny quotes about Mondays and Fridays at work!
I told my boss three companies were looking after me and I needed a raise. He asked who they were, so told him the gas, electric and cable company.Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".Anonymous
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.Anonymous
Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration.Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
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