Work Quotes
Funny quotes about work, your boss, colleagues. Funny quotes about Mondays and Fridays at work!
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Anonymous
If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration.
Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
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