I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do. Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous