I told my boss three companies were looking after me and I needed a raise. He asked who they were, so told him the gas, electric and cable company. Anonymous
Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds. Anonymous
I changed my alarm clock sound with an applause, it's the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. Anonymous
Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it's necessary. Anonymous
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