If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.Albert Einstein
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration.Anonymous
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.Anonymous
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