When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. Steven Alexander Wright
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back. Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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