Work Quotes
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Anonymous
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
Anonymous
Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
Anonymous
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Anonymous
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.
Anonymous
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
Anonymous
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Anonymous
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
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