Work Quotes

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration.

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.