Work Quotes

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

Anonymous

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Anonymous

Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.

Anonymous

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Simpsons

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

Anonymous

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Groucho Marx

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Dave Barry

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Alexander Wright