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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

Anonymous

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Tom Goins

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Anonymous

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Anonymous

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Drew Carey

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

Anonymous

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Anonymous

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?

George Carlin

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Alexander Wright

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Dave Barry

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Anonymous

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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