When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ? George Carlin
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. Anonymous