As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.Anonymous
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.Anonymous
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