Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.Anonymous
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.Anonymous
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