Work Quotes
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Anonymous I couldn't work today because I had an eye problem.. I simply couldn't see myself working today.
Anonymous
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Dave Barry
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Anonymous
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Steven Alexander Wright
Displayed 61-75 of 110 quotes.