Work Quotes

When I get to work, I always hide first... because a good worker is always hard to find.

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !

I couldn't work today because I had an eye problem.. I simply couldn't see myself working today.

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.