Groucho Marx Quote

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?