When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. Anonymous
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