Work Quotes

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.