Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
I'm not feeling very worky today.
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
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