Work Quotes
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Dave Barry
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Anonymous
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
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