If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. Anonymous
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. Anonymous
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