If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
More Quotes by Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
The road to success is always under construction.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
The best revenge is massive success.
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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